Stupid Question, Smart Answer

Just For Laugh Brother

• BOY: May I hold your hand?
  GIRL: No thanks, it isn’t heavy.

• GIRL: Say you love me! Say you love me!
  BOY: You love me…

• GIRL: If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
  BOY: Sure, what’s your phone number??

• GIRL: I think the poorest people are the happiest.
  BOY: Then marry me and we’ll be the happiest couple.

• GIRL: Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
  BOY: Don’t you ever want to improve??

• BOY: I love you and I could die for you!
  GIRL: Oh yeah?How soon??

• BOY: I would go to the end of the world for you!
  GIRL: Yes, but would you stay there??

• SHARON: Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
  TRACY: I did once. He’d forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

• WOMAN: You remind me of the sea.
  MAN: Because I’m wild, romantic and exciting?
  WOMAN: NO, because you make me sick.

• WIFE: You tell a man something; it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
  HUSBAND: You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

• MARY: John says I’m pretty. Andy says I’m ugly. What do u think, Peter?
  PETER: A bit of both. I think you’re pretty ugly.

• Girlfriend: “…And are you sure you love me and no one else?”
  Boyfriend: “Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday”.

• Teacher: “Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?”
  Pupil: “The moon”.
  Teacher: “Why?”
  Pupil: “The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don’t need it”.

• Teacher: “What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?”
  Pupil: “A teacher”.

• Waiter: “Would you like your coffee black?”
  Customer: “What other colors do you have?”

• Asked how old his dad is, a boy replied: My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.

• Teacher: “Sam, you talk a lot!”
  Sam: “It’s a family tradition”.
  Teacher: “What do you mean?”
  Sam: “Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher”.
  Teacher: “What about your mother?”
  Sam: “She’s a woman”.

• Tom: “How should I convey the news to my father that I’ve failed?”
  David: “You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year’s performance repeated”.

• Teacher: “Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him,
  what virtue would I be showing?”
  Student: “Brotherly love”.

• Teacher: “Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?”
  Sam: “No sir, I don’t have to, my mom is a good cook”.

• Patient: “What are the chances of my recovering, doctor?”
  Doctor: “One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I’ve treated. The others all died”.

• Teacher: “Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?”
  One Student: “Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time.”

• Teacher: “George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn’t punish him?”
  One Student: “Because George still had the axe in is hand.”